Picture the situation. I'm alone in the house. It's dark, windy and cold outside. I have only my cats to keep me company. It's quiet - too quiet!
I open up iTunes. I hit random shuffle.
"How Deep is Your Love" by the Bee Gees comes on.
I thought I was nervous before!
I lunged for the mouse to proceed to the next song (a sensible swingy little number by Ella Fitzgerald, by the way), but I paused. The Bee Gees song was a big hit when I was young. I used to like it. I tried to put myself back into that frame of mind.
NO! It is impossible. I have seen the video and it has scarred my brain for life! There is no redeeming quality to "How Deep is Your Love"! I'm sorry!