I know you're dying to know this. I had to make an appointment for my annual mammogram. I had the doctor's script in front of me as I was making the appointment and I read it to the woman on the other end of the phone:

"It says here that I need a mammogram screaming. SCREENING! I mean, screening! Not screaming! Sheesh! How weird is that?"

The conversation continued and twice more I said:

"That's for the mammogram screaming, right? I mean SCREENING! Wow! What is up with that?"

She never said anything about it. But, I think I got it just about right. They SHOULD call it a mammogram screaming. It's more appropriate.