Well, here I sit at work. I can't very well be reading my book here, and I have finished everything I have to do today (except for my 1:00 meeting), so here I am! Did you miss me???

Let's see. What was I going to say? I just witnessed something that could have had tragic results but instead turned out to be pretty humourous. You see, we're "undecorating" the area today. (I guess no one has anything to do!) Something had to be taken down from the ceiling. So someone stood on the arm of a chair, holding scissors, and then the chair tipped over and he landed on someone else. All I could imagine was that one or both of them got stabbed with the scissors. I swear, I had 9-1 dialed and I was ready to finish the other -1. But no one got hurt and now I can go back to what I was doing.

Nothing.

Happy Hump Day!