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January 15, 2004

Not a Hoax

I got this from my friends, Lilly and Herman. And they should know!

I thought you needed to see this one. Hope you are well.

Normally I don't forward these messages but this is an important one. I
hate those hoax email warnings, but this one is important. Send this
warning to everyone on your email list.

If a man comes to your front door and says he is conducting a survey and
asks you to show him your boobs, do not show him your boobs. This is a scam; he only
wants to see your boobs.

I wish I'd gotten this yesterday. I feel so stupid and cheap.

Heh!

empress @ 02:11 PM on 01.15.04

Comments

What if a man shows up at my door doing a survey and DOESN'T asked to see my boobs? Can I show him anyway?

LOL
-d

comment by -d @ 02:17 PM on 01.15.04 [link]

Oh my god! That is just too damn funny!!

comment by Buzz @ 02:19 PM on 01.15.04 [link]

comment by Cheeky Girl @ 02:28 PM on 01.15.04 [link]

What about MY boobs? Doesn't anyone want to see MY boobs?! No one's come to my door. What's the matter...are my boobs not good enough, or something?

*pouts*

comment by Babz @ 02:31 PM on 01.15.04 [link]

I can't thank you enough for that word of warning. I'll be on the lookout. (you sure got some great comments on this one)

comment by cassie-b @ 03:09 PM on 01.15.04 [link]

Killjoy!

comment by JingJangJohnnyJohnsonBoy @ 03:24 PM on 01.15.04 [link]

i'm just mad at myself because when i knocked on your door yesterday i had left my camera in the car...

comment by P @ 03:41 PM on 01.15.04 [link]

Oh man! Clint is going to be pissed. He showed the guy his boobs for nothing!

comment by Jenn @ 04:51 PM on 01.15.04 [link]

Hehe...I know of several people I would like to send that to cause they are always spamming us with email hoaxes they think are real. On second though...maybe I won't send it to them and I'll go see if they'll show me their boobs.

comment by john @ 04:52 PM on 01.15.04 [link]

Empress, you know Lilly and Herman have no problem being seen. Hell, I show them at damn near every party. But Lilly and Herman were outraged at being scammed into coming out! Sheesh, what's this world coming to?

Luv,
L & H

comment by Lilly and Herman @ 08:41 PM on 01.15.04 [link]

I divorced my boob.

comment by Kathy Howe @ 12:28 AM on 01.16.04 [link]

pshhhh, i answer the door showing my boobs. he wouldn't have had to ask!

comment by yvonne @ 01:07 AM on 01.16.04 [link]

what is the man says, "pleeeeeeez"?

comment by Lee @ 02:56 PM on 01.23.04 [link]

Would any of you females please send me a picture of your boobs? benzod420@hotmail.com

comment by ben @ 04:06 PM on 06.17.04 [link]